bikerroger
@bikerroger
male Earls Barton, Great Britain (UK)
i live alone with my 3 cats,widget,bridget and milly. i like classic m/bikes,music,my pc,photography, writing poetry.been divorced 10 years,no luck finding a nice [or naughty]lady.
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accept the things you cannot change.
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so many roads,so little time
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i rang the help line for swine flu,but all i got was crackling.
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i was stopped by a speed cop,he said i was doing 50mph,i said i have not been out an hour
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went to a chemist, i have a headache can you make something up; yes david bowie was in here to-day, was he, no i made it up.
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dixlexic man goes into a bank and says,hold up your sticks this is a rank bobbery
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2 old ladies at the park when a naked man runs past,one had a stroke, the other could,t reach.
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went to see my dixlexic friend,when i entered his app i said can you smell gas, he said no i can,t even smell my name.
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2 men found 3 hand grenades they took them to the police station one said what if 1 goes off the other said we,ll tell them we only found 2
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got stopped by a cop last night,when i got out the car he said your staggering; i said your not bad looking yourself.