plurkerpated.

temporary relief when he "marks all as read" but knows more plurks are waiting.

surprised that some plurkers have been here for 4 months -> http://www.plurk.com/p/2...

to turn his monitor sideways so it is easier to follow all these plurks.

the Plurk team to let him add a link to his Twitter and his blog on his Plurk page right now!

if two people "fan" each other do they become friends?

looking at the widget (under my profile) appears to be only way to see your recent plurks in a list.

Plurk would stop giving him an alert that there are no alerts.

sad because he has not enough karma to update bio.

that the headless mutant is gone. Thanks tinythoughts