Drunk tweeting is the new drunk dial.

The only reason why people hold onto memories is because memories are the only things that don’t change when everyone else does...

Please keep the Earth clean ... It's NOT Uranus.

One of the hardest parts in life is deciding whether to walk away, or try harder.

We need to be really bothered once in a while.How long is it since you were really bothered?About something important,about something real?

RT I just became the mayor of We Do the Dirty Deeds for You on foursquare ---> like a mafia godfa... godmother!

‎"We're all just one small adjustment away from making our lives work." (How Do You Know)

I want my Say Anything moment.

Start of a work week again. Here we go.

We have 4 unusual dates this yr:1/1/11, 1/11/11, 11/1/11, 11/11/11. Take d last 2 digits of ur birth yr + how old u will be this yr. Answer?