DING!

to get his tan on.

why I always get the munchies at 1 the morning.

if anyone else has a strange love for kokanee?

I like rice. Rice is great when you're hungry and you want 2,000 of something.

does anyone ride the bus and notice that the plurk ding sounds exactly like the bus ding?

this is so absofrickenlutely awesome!

he had a fast forward button.

go outside and look at the moon.