hi i love my husband

When they made birds you think they were like “yeah awesome guy (3 inches tall) with no arms and cool mouth weapon”

pouring my heart out for you and spilling my guts on a platter felt incomparable and I would do it again. hold my hand through this baka life, please

I want to bite his arm so bad

drew pictures of me and pookie activities... thx

every little thing in my life gets improved by your presence

mfw pookie calls off work so we get hangout play toys Funtime

kayyy so was someone gonna tell me arms hairs can be pulled out? or was I supposed to figure that myself lol

one plurk per year we call that the trail of smears

the dice’r always sticky when im done wif em...