Finally a sound and reasonable response to Time's "Are You Mom Enough?" 3yr old breastfeeding toddler cover: bit.ly/JnUQIq

I just took a swig of water and spilled a little but none of it got on my shirt. My BEARD caught it! BeardBib FTW!

Have you ever worked really late and then came home starving and so you eat the leftovers only to find it keeps you up later? Yeah, me too.

Currently helping Thing One with math homework via conference call from work. TelecoParenting

Just got back from the vet with Rocky. Turns out he is a she and probably pushing 12 years old. Surprise!

Up with the kids early on Spring Break to go pick up a cat for our family. They are sooooo excited.

Just as we enter Spring (read: Ah-CHOO) I find out we're getting a cat. Don't get me wrong, I LOVE cats, but my allergies hate them.

Thing Two is waiting for her handmade bag for easter eggs to be completed and watching space bags commercials on YouTube

Tonight we introduced Thing One to the epic film: The School Of Rock! She LOVED IT! The future looks a little brighter.

Tonight I have been completely sober and acting a fool on teh intarwebz. Aaaaannnd It's Monday! Why me so crazy?