The only vagina that you're going to ever see is the one that you fell out of when you were born.

I thought of you all day today when I was at the zoo.

When I looked at your face I almost fainted but I just told myself don't worry its just a nightmare.

Your balls are so saggy you can teabag someone while doing a hand stand.

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.

2subjects down (7:30-9:00&9:00-10:30) (no class) 1 more to go (10:30-12:00) Tell me, who won't get lazy with this kind of shit?

such a lazyass! haha, #likeaboss

I think Mother Nature really hates you because you remind her so much of all her mistakes!

too lazy to go to school face