Now I want a date range. "Don't show me responses to posts from before..."

I occasionally see posts that make no sense until I realize that I've used Adblock to disable the dancing banana.

Oh, thank goodness. Check out the new "mute" feature on plurks.

The next time you see someone with a cause, ask yourself, "how many lies are they willing to tell to get what they want?".

Can you find any commonalities in the plurks that you choose to comment on, or that you see getting a lot of comments?

Dear entire world: "SOCIAL" IS A FUCKING ADJECTIVE. That is all. Love, Chris

Why is a happy face? I usually associate that smiley with annoyance or a desire to inflict comeuppance.

I am having a hard time not being horribly passive-aggressive today. I'm sorry in advance if I don't catch all of it.

I really can't wait until I can disable comment notifications on selected posts.

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