I FUCKING LOVE PLURK. I LOVE PLURKING ON PLURK DOT COM!!!!!!

I should light myself on fire 😇

I loooooove plurk. (Holding up a big sign that says I heart plurk) I love it I love it I really really do 🥺🥺🥺

You know which social media site isn’t down?

Eerrrrmmm..... plurk?
crowd erupts into cheering

This is plurktastic