Things that first crossed my mind this morning were Bloody Mary and gambling. I love Derby Day!

Had dinner last night with friends, they say grace, their 3 year old son goes "i pray for clothes for the naked ladies on daddy's computer."

Smash your face on your computer keyboard, send me the results (mine was 45rhycx). Lol

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The KFC double down is amazing, no bread and double fried chicken is like removing a model's personality and giving her 2 more tits.

Women should be like coffee: rich, hot & stimulating.

Someone tell my alcoholic friend that just because there are olives in it, doesn't make a martini his starter soup.

I'm in lousy shape but can walk infinitely. Thanks, it was a nice piece of quiet time.

My ears are extra sensitive today. Every sound, amplified. So I would appreciate it if everybody would just STFU.

is eating pizza but not the Italian kind.. the Taco Bell kind.