Dear Alan Rickman: You are so awesome I can't believe you're not fattening.
doesn't get why Bachmann can't pronounce "CHutzpah" but can pronounce
"BaCHmann."
declaring today to be Trash Talk Day in Golfwidowism, in honor of Oscar
the Grouch's birthday. #sesamestreet
does not want to know that you first heard "What About Love?" on a Swiffer
commercial. #gettingold
prepared all day but no one was even curious. Guesses it's "Don't Ask,
Don't Towel." #towelday #douglasadams
Andrew Zimmern got his job not from being an adventurous eater but
from being able to say "the scrotum melts in your mouth" witho
's bossman's laugh sounds just like Slinky Dog from Toy Story. #ronnyatups