golfwidow
@golfwidow
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female Las Vegas, NV, United States
I sing rock music into spoons.
golfwidow is
14 years ago
blogging. ping.fm/JXmoy
golfwidow says
14 years ago
Dear Alan Rickman: You are so awesome I can't believe you're not fattening.
golfwidow says
14 years ago
doesn't get why Bachmann can't pronounce "CHutzpah" but can pronounce "BaCHmann."
golfwidow is
14 years ago
blogging. ping.fm/rKCBi
golfwidow is
14 years ago
blogging. ping.fm/OIBGP
golfwidow is
14 years ago
declaring today to be Trash Talk Day in Golfwidowism, in honor of Oscar the Grouch's birthday. #sesamestreet
golfwidow says
14 years ago
does not want to know that you first heard "What About Love?" on a Swiffer commercial. #gettingold
golfwidow was
14 years ago
prepared all day but no one was even curious. Guesses it's "Don't Ask, Don't Towel." #towelday #douglasadams
golfwidow thinks
14 years ago
Andrew Zimmern got his job not from being an adventurous eater but from being able to say "the scrotum melts in your mouth" witho
golfwidow says
14 years ago
's bossman's laugh sounds just like Slinky Dog from Toy Story. #ronnyatups