So, for example… sometimes on the train, you'll see some streamer talking to their camera in a foreign language, saying stuff like,
'Look! Japanese trains are so quiet!'
And I'm just sitting there thinking, what's the joke here?
It's not quiet at all, because you're the one talking.
Truly fascinating.
I just wish we could have our quiet trains back.

If you're hoping to experience Japan as Japan,
Kyoto's basically a theme park now.
And Osaka? Well... it's more like Southeast Asia these days.
So if you're after the 'real Japan,' maybe just stay home.
Consider this a quiet piece of advice —from someone who actually lives here.

我在X那邊也發過一樣的內容，
像那種什麼潛入任務之類的劇情，去救被拿去拍賣的搭檔、順便把整個黑市拍賣會炸掉的展開，
雖然算是二創界的老梗王道啦，但ﾁﾋ伯是真的官方直接給這一段欸…
不只是做了，根本是兩人初次的共同作業兼相遇回(？)
怎麼說呢，非常可以，我給滿分💯

不是我要吐槽啦，但我到現在真的沒遇過那種說「日文很簡單啊～」的人日文其實真的很好的……

1つ覚えると1つ忘れる単純な脳みそしてるから中文覚えたら英語忘れた
友達がアメリカ在住じゃなかったらとっくに完璧に忘れてたと思う

My workplace just had us fill out a survey about our language skills, and honestly I have no idea what it's for.
Now I'm kind of nervous about it.
I mean, sure, I did study abroad, but that was over ten years ago.
Email, maybe I could manage, but actual conversation? -Not anymore.

我喜歡五悠，也喜歡虎伏，
伏釘也是我心中的大正義
這個世界真的被太多神CP包圍著，好幸福

真的睏爆了🙃

最近晚上肚子痛痛到爆，到底是在衝三小啦～
是不是身體直接在拒絕明天啊……？