Sleeping comes so naturally to me, I could do it with my eyes closed.

Proper punctuation can make the difference between a sentence that's well-written and a sentence that's, well, written.

I don't mind kids playing hopscotch in most places, but my driveway is where I draw the line.

I used to hate maths but then I realised decimals have a point.

I was going to tell you a joke about infinity, but it didn't have an ending!

Alternative facts are aversion of the truth.

The magician got so mad he pulled his hare out.

The meaning of opaque is unclear.

A relief map shows where the restrooms are.

Broken puppets for sale. No strings attached.