dr pepper is actually the name of the meddling scientist that first synthesized the drink, the popular beverage is dr pepper’s monster

why do people say white people have no culture when they're literally covered in bacteria

miss u plurk

assignment due at 11:59 got me googling "sharpest knife ever"

twitter used to be all about phonetically transcribing slavoj zizek’s speech impediment. now twitter is all about saying “not my contemplative ass taking a stroll by the creek”. my finger is on the pulse of the current cultural moment

work in progress

what is quotev

Clarg hi friend

jurassic plurk is this anything

sorry everyone about my recent plurking i was in an altered state