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...Shut the actual duck up, you already know I'm paying with credit.

What is this karma thing on Plurk I thought we were done with Reddit after what they did to those bots

I spent so much time pushing electrons around, my vicious aura turned a force field. Now my shit's flying away and if it don't stop, I'm gonna truly snap, snipe.

What if instead of plurking it was called ploonkin and we threw rocks into a lake,, ploonk ploonk...

Should I buy a fan? It's getting hot this summer.

It's amazing how many words have "ass" in them. Bass, pass, amass, lass, mass... assassin... I've finally realized what Shakespeare was thinking when he invented English: that we all have asses and so should our words... perchasse.

Just signed up and gotta know, how many calories the Plurk thing. Because I just ate dinnre and still hungry.