I'm trying to get my office to buy a GC Mass-Spec, no such luck so far though.

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I believe I've just had a Starburst paradigm shift. I'm now eating the red ones before the orange ones — pink is always going to be last.

My work machine locked up three times so far today. Man I wish I could get a new one.

OH HOLY SHIT: 101010b = 42 !!

Dear Movie Studios: When I steel moves I don't have to navigate 7 minutes of DVD menus, previews and commercials. Think about it.

Pobel Prize winner didn't bother with a patent for graphene because he couldn't afford the lawers. Yeah, the USPTO should be disbanded.

I'm thinking about becoming a Linux powered super-villain.

2147483647 = 2^31 − 1

OMG!! This pack of starbust was short one yellow and had an extra pink!! I'm the luckiest person on earth right now.