Fact: The center munchkin in the "Lollipop Guild" sequence is the only male munchkin still alive.

The 1966 BBC "Alice in Wonderland" is as creepy and atmospheric as Tim Burton's version is noisy and uninvolving. ow.ly/8jjyq

On Google News today, trending was a link to "Watch A Clip Of Gary Busey On Celebrity Wife Swap". Umm. . .no thanks?

Okay, I'm done trying for today. Came off like a complete flake for something I didn't do. Taking a break.

Pat Robertson says God told him the next president, but not to reveal it. You see, Sylvia Browne isn't the only one phoning it in nowadays.

Oh and I've been married 21 years today. My marriage can now legally buy a house without a co-signer.

Had a totally boring new year's eve. Not much going on this AM. Just taking a break.

If you haven't read this science fiction short story, read it. It's amazingly prescient for something over 100 years old. ow.ly/8erQ8

doing end-of-year stuff. Found my old Y2K books, and I'm writing in "2012" on top of all the "2000"s so they'll still be timely.

Sinead O'Connor's marriage ends after 16 days, or 2/9 of a Kardashian.