I wish there existed decals I could apply to my car's window that would inform other drivers that I have successfully married and procreated

Got my fingers crossed. Turns out the deposit on those "Perry+Palin" signs I ordered was nonrefundable.

Donating blood because, to quote Christopher Hitchens, I give something but I do not lose something.

Never really felt the need to vacation on a cruise ship, and those new pictures have dropped my need to pretty-much zero.

Wow, we're actually close to wiping polio off the planet. ow.ly/8sLTl

My wife was a Valley Girl. A real one. From the Valley and everything. #embarrassingconfessions

Oh no, you can no longer get the Dublin Doctor Pepper with cane sugar instead of. . .wait. I never liked Dr Pepper anyway. Never mind.

Rick Perry got less than 1% in New Hampshire, and he's staying in. That's my governor!

Ooh, a collection of psychic predictions for 2011. Now that it's 2012, you can read them and be amazed at their accuracy! ow.ly/8pGnx

The geekling's school just announced an after-school robotics class. It's not often you hear a nine year old girl squee about robotics.