Oh cool. They're gonna release extended-edition "Twilight" DVD's with 20 extra minutes of mopey gazing!

Do pagan accountants use Wiccan Quicken?

Bored daughter versus webcam. ping.fm/pOyPl

If you plan to take me to the "Battleship" movie, be aware that I will loudly point out everything that's not in the board game.

Van Halen's got a new album! They haven't released an album in 13 years (or 28 years if you only count albums anyone gave a shit about).

I thought the Super Bowl pre-game show started a little late this year. Turns out it's the pregame show for 2013.

Oh wow, the winning team on Puppy Bowl gets strapped to the top of Mitt Romney's tour bus. The losing team is adopted by Michael Vick.

Why yes, I am watching Puppy Bowl #dontyoujudgeme

Sunday morning, and there's nothing on teevee but religion and a Charlie's Angels marathon. You can guess what the critter's watching.

Anyone know if they're gonna time the breaks in Puppy Bowl so I can also watch Bud Bowl?