You know those blond ponytailed soccer moms who've spent way too much time in the tanning booth? We breed those right here in Southlake!

I have one unused fluorescent tube, so today bulbs died in the kitchen and laundry room. How do they communicate so they know to do that?

Lady Gaga's 26 today. I was in college when she was born. I'm literally old enough to be her dad. Off to drink in the mortality closet!

Shelly's 90 year old grandfather had a stroke and apparently isn't expected to make it. I'm sad now.

Back home from DC. Whatta weekend.

Science Fact: The Vernal Equinox is one of only two days a year when you can stand Peter O'Toole up and he won't fall back down.

Saw the photo of Rod Blagojevich on his way to prison. His hair looked sad.

My favorite character in "John Carter of Mars" was Larry The Cable Guy as John's gas station-owning brother "Billy Carter of Mars".

hust funded the IRA's and paid the critter's tuition for next year. I now have enough left to buy some cardboard and a sharpie so I can beg.

Every time I get that "simple magnetic device provides free home electricity" spam, a little part of me dies inside.