I like that my phone books are delivered in a plastic bag. That makes them easy to carry to the recycle bin.

Just a reminder, get your taxes postmarked by tomorrow. The 15th was a Sunday, and there's a DC-only holiday today, so it got pushed 2 days.

Dallas Derby Devils roller derby announced a junior division for girls 11-17. Somebody's making big plans to try out for it next spring.

If John Edwards is convicted, I hope he's not cellmate with Rod Blagojevich. One of 'em is gonna get shanked over ownership of the comb.

"Oh jeez. COME ON PEOPLE. OBVIOUSLY HE DIDN'T DO IT!" -- my daughter seeing "To Kill a Mockingbird" for the first time

Fact: LMFAO and Yo Gabba Gabba are actually two different things. Bet you didn't know that!

Corporate/personal taxes done. Now I need the checks to clear by the 17th. Do those money-attracting candles at the Mexican market work?

Rather disappointed that the obituaries of Thomas Kinkade avoided saying he "went into the light". C'mon, that's some low-hanging fruit!

Spring-cleaned kitchen. Dumped old junk off at Goodwill. Bought waffle iron at Goodwill. Still net-negative junk. Universe in harmony.

Critter found out she gets her braces off in three weeks. She was walking three inches above the ground all day today.