PAT: Sobra n tlaga ang ktangahan ng kmare mo.Ang akala nya ang LAWSUIT ay uniform ng pulis.JES: Sus Tanga nga! E d ba uniform ng lawyer yun?

Bos asks sexy secrtary to a diner after OT: Are U free tnight? The sexy scrtary replies: Sir ha hwag naman FREE.Bbigyan na lng kita dscount.

Until those who want to let me down shall realize that I am a person who don't give up with small & big failures that comes along my way

For every pain & failure I take, the more I become a man and make me stronger and rise above all odds that no one reaches me & touches me

When in pain I gain strength, In failure I see success bec I take it as a challenge..

To the one whom I may have hurt, I am sorry for all the offenses... lest I look forward to your better tommorow. And I pray hard for that.

JR:Nay! Ako lang ang nkasagot sa tnong ng titser nmin kanina! Inay: Vry gud! Ano ba ang tnong ng titser nyo? JR:Sino ang walang assignment?'

SaOspital:Lola(may cancer)Doc,anong gagawin nyo sa akin? Doc:Che-chemo lola; Lola: Ano kamo?; Doc: Che-chemo po. Lola : TT mo rin! Bastos!

Gudevening everyone, Love what you do and what you have and believe in what you see is right with conviction and you shall succeed.

Goodnignht everyone. And to all those fathers who takes life as it is even though how hard it maybe..