It's OK for both a husband and a wife to work, but only until one or the other gets pregnant

The glass is always cleaner on the other side

Girls have an unfair advantage over men. If they can't get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb - Brynner

I've known her for many years. In fact, we used to be the same age

If being left-handed is wrong, I don't want to be right

All this frost on my car windows is making it harder than usual to text

I'm addicted to placebos. I'd give them up but it wouldn't make any difference

RT CanadaGoose My wife and I always hold hands. If I let go, she shops

If blind people wear dark glasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?

Remember: First pillage, then burn...