Dear 12 year old on Facebook, How are you in a complicated relationship? Did they steal your cookies?

I MISS- ❒ My old friends. ❒ Being happy. ❒ The person you used to be. ❒ The good times. ❒ My childhood. ✔ All of the above.

Admit It. You talk to yourself. Everyone does it.

Cellphone, laptop, iPod, TV & Food = My best friends.

Baby, you're a firework. Explode & die, b!tch.

Typing. Like. This. Doesn't. Make. Your. Point. Any. Stronger. It. Makes. It. Look. Like. Your. Computer. Has. Asthma.

Fridge full of food, nothing to eat. Wardrobe full of clothes, nothing to wear. Internet full of sites, nothing to go on..

That awkward moment when Eminem is eating M&M's...Flo-Rida is in Florida... and 50 Cents has 2 quarters.

That awkward moment when you've already said "What?" 3 times and still have no idea what the person is saying, so you just give up

The awkward moment when you pull your blankets up & punch yourself in the face.