supposedly nothing is impossible yet I can not become a giraffe no matter how hard I try. curious

take two posting grad cap

just wrote the hardest facebook post known to man

the graduatening

thing will be on my head today

im a stoner, im a zoner, im a midnight boner

the worker

saw my cat scratching her ear, made me think of how fortunate I am to be able to use q-tips. opposable thumbs are awesome

why don't you go buy yourself something nice~

tucks $1.74 into your waistband, the coins clatter to the ground

pacifist but like, super autistic about weapons