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My prediction for the morning. Londoners should take spare shoes and socks to work, it's going to be soggy. Snow outside is melting #ukslush

Used the later half of my "snow day" (whatever that means) to make a start on my West Wing box set. 4 episodes down, only 150 to go...

WTF is up with all this "weather _event_" and "snow _event_". Why can't we just say "it snowed", or does that not justify the overreaction?

Time to venture out once more, and see how badly stripped the supermarket shelves are. Then eat, and return to the West Wing.

Right, I'm just heading outside. I may be some time...

Did I go over the top? bit.ly/ZOMG-SNOW It's my prediction for the BBC Breakfast news report for Monday Morning

Superbowl? American Foot-wha? Monty Python's The Meaning of Life is on ITV.

bit.ly/1admoy <- now there's a pic from old Red Dwarf filming that bobbyllew would probably love to see again

Snowing pretty heavily now in Bethnal Green, which is making the "watching the drivers who can't" from my flat even more entertaining