suck it, world, I'm the multi-eyed fish.

the dancing banana more than would be considered normal.

positive feedback from inanimate objects.

late-night, west-coast Chicago Cubs baseball in HD.

Plurking like a jerk from ichat.

I am in possession of a big-ass stapler. Cross me at your peril. I can attach pieces of paper together in mind-blowing ways now.

Another inch of sideburns and Scott McClellan will become an honorary member of Lynyrd Skynyrd.

probably have to make goosh.org my browser home page.

rocking out to a flock of seagulls.

wondering if I will get plurky responses while I am using AIM in gmail