the best funeral ever! ImprovEverywhere are at it again.

Learned something new today - Turtles eat pigeons! Never knew they can be so ferocious. ping.fm/uNikw

World Autism Awareness Day is tomorrow. Remember the invisible and forgotten ones. twurl.nl/bvhy85 #autism #waad

Another sign of twitter addiction: Blog commenting in 140 words or less. That's me.

PowerPoint sucks my balls!! Changed layout, charts, font colours on 63 slides in 15 minutes. Printed. I win!! Apologies to Mother Earth.

Oh, why do they tempt me with sweet-smelling curry puffs I can't eat?? If they're not for me, just take them away!!

loves A Clockwork Orange (blippr.com/b/47076): My second favourite book of all time. After Lord of the Rings, of course!

loves Twitter (blippr.com/b/47069): Can't live without it now. An addict!

My kid is not a joey and I'm no kangaroo. A fleece baby carrier cover may keep babies warm, but it's FUGLY! twurl.nl/fdrmdm

Lucky cat!!