pronobozo YouTube claims that the video is no longer available. Whoops!

ddahlen Except grilled brats taste so much better than clothing.

twitpic.com/2f05h - There's lingerie in my food department.

I decided to go to Best Buy out of boredom. Some idiot with a compact car decided he was worthy of four parking spaces. >

The bank teller just apologized to me for asking for my ID. There's no need for an apology...

gretchasketch Hardly notice you're gone? You'll come back 18 months from now, make a tweet, and I'll wonder how I followed you. (Bad mem.)

Is today's shirtwoot supposed to be reminiscent of the Fail Whale? Because that's the vibe I'm getting...

SuperSanko Happy birthday!

KathleenLD I no longer see the tweet I was replying to in your timeline. Did you do some housecleaning?

pb30 No, but the rule took me less than fifteen seconds to write, and, considering I've been on Twitter for 11 months, it's not helpful.