It's funny how the people who know the least about you, always have the most to say.

It's funny how you go through the year day by day but nothing changes, then when you look back, everything's different.

I am sitting here looking at the most amazing person I have ever seen, smart, funny, caring, and absolutely stunning! Yes, I am looking in the mirror!

A man commented to his lunch companion: My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she'd married a millionaire. You're lucky, sighed the companion. My wife dreams that in the daytime.

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