"You look like the 4th of July! Mmm, makes me want a hot dog rrreal bad!"
Ugh, I need a new notebook. I can't think if I can't write everything down.
Crotch rockets are ridiculous. Ride a real bike.
Omg, we're about 20 minutes from our hotel at Disney World and I can SMELL THE FUCKING MAGIC!! #mostamazingfeelingEVAR
Some lady at a shop in Key Largo thought the hatchetmen on T's shorts were South Western fertility symbols! #mmfwcl
The Keys were great. Now we're going to DisneyWorld!
Me: "What do you dip conch fritters in?" T: "Conch juice!"
Breakfast at 12:30 and more beach lounging. Maybe more tiny deer tonight?
We saw Key Deer! They walked right up to our car!