Dear [Any Company] email subscription list, When I unsubscribe that probably means I don't want anymore emails from you, KTHXBAI

Hello Monday. We meet again. You got the drop on me this morning, but one of these days I will get the drop on you and you will suffer.

need a FF win and I can finish no worse than second worst in the league. Have 19 point lead, but opponent has 2 players tomorrow.

MIL stopped by with about 10 outfits per twin, plus onesies, crib sheets, blankets, changing table covers. She wasted no time

CatGenie UPDATE: One cat has investigated. Much sooner than I expected. I'm betting it was the Siamese cause he's in everybody's business.

just got word mortgage rates may fall under 5% next week, but not likely for long. Plan accordingly.

Time to go find out twin flavors, more later.

The Cat Genie is here! The Cat Genie is here!

Dear Mr. PotentialContractor, step 1: arrive for bid appointment on time. Thanks, TheGuyThatCouldPotential...

watch Santa Clause is Coming to Town