why anyone would do this, www.dev-archive.net/arti...

www.newgrounds.com/porta... because he's just plain bored! (there's like 6 of them)

a warp field generator so that he can launch tennis balls as the mars rovers

we should discuss the ramifications of the Pauli Exclusion principle upon ecumenical creeds

doesn't know what he'd do without grep,awk,sort,uniq,etc.

sent a mail to Craig Ferguson for his Late show asking him "Do you plurk?" to see if it get read and what the hell kind of reaction he has

doesn't have anyone to spend the evening with

DEMANDS THAT EVERYONE WATCH SUNDAY AT 10PM EASTERN STANDARD TIME ON COMEDY CENTRAL! CRAIG FURGESON!

ihasahotdog.files.wordpr... to annoy pkrumins

may have found a segfault in perl! thanks to mauke