I have a penis

roar

I still dont have my phone back. I am missing plurk terribly

"Suck it and think about cake!"

So my bf turned to me at 3.30 am and (slightly nsfw)

I love syllogisms

RP fireboyandel:

Blobfish wins ugliest animal vote Blobfish wins ugliest animal vote

One of my favourite nights of the Year! Last of the proms!!!