me and my child

the pickled green beans r complete and spicy and yummy oooo

orange is a perfect word and orange juice is a perfect concept

tried networking at an event today and have never felt worse

boy named wonton, girl named soup

currently fighting with a friend but then i remembered im goated so im not that upset anymore

my lunch is just some bullshit

my brother ordered me a sandwich and they forgot the goddamn bread all i got was meat and mustard

meow meow was scared of the mouse so i had to catch it. like bro THATS UR WHOLE JOB

ive been having so much trouble sleeping and operating normally because the news that dan and phil are dating and have always been dating has shocked my core in a way i never knew was possible