hooboy. squish is having a crisis of the anxious variety and I just need to sit here and chatter with myself please disregard.

JUST A FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT A. I LOVE YOU GUYS AND B. I AM GOING TO HAVE APPROX 9MIL WOOLOO

MY DESK IS BACK AND MY WHITEBOARD IS LOVELY AND LIFE IS GOOD HOW ARE YOU ALL DOING, SWEET PLURKIANS

a story: i left my DM notebook on the bed, and it has a ribbon bookmark built in. I came back to my room, and Bebop (smol catt) has 3/4 the ribbon in his mouth and is chewing, and just stares at me.

PRIIIIDE!! HI, MY NAME IS SQUISH AND I IDENTIFY AS FULL BLOWN BI AND FEMALE. >:C AND also I love all your beautiful faces what a time to be alive, surrounded by such precious cuties

friends...if you were an NPC, what would you do in a space station setting? Asking for inspiration BECAUSE YOURE ALL CUTE AND GOOD AND >:C I WILL BE A DM STARTING SOON

me: I'm...im hungry. when was the last time I ate?
catt children:

my name is Squish and 3 tornado warnings within 1 hour of my working or living space gives me hyperventilating weather anxiety attacks help

G-GUYS I BOUGHT THAT AB SCULPTER ELECTRO-WAVE MAKES YOUR TUM DO WEIRD JIGGLIES THING

GOOD MORNING SWEET AND BEAITIFUL PLURK LONG TIME NO CHAT