I hate you tantei for getting me into this stupidly fukking cute game where all I want is for Coffee to keep talking to me

[food fantasy] SIGH if anyone wants to add me......

[precure] A PRECURE PHONE CASE FOR MY BIRFDAY I AM ACTUALLY SCREAMING AHHHHHHHH

you know you’ve become an adult when you’re happy that you have a working vacuum cleaner again

soon. soon I will have cake.

[mamma mia 2] I AM STILL GARBAGE FOR THIS MOVIE FRANCHISE

I am trash for Mamma Mia and will continue to be trash when I see the sequel in six hours.

The first Apple Mac PC went on sale.

[nct] tantei “This is cake is just like America.”
me: “You mean a hot mess?”
tantei “YES.”

[cats] she’s protecting the krispy kreme donuts