i nominate all fake plurkers to the boiling water bucket challenge

what happened to gurt why did we all stop talking about him

wtf did they do to gurt

have they normalised plurking and doing nothing all day yet

i hope the person who invented plurk has like a gazillion dollars now

it’s time to come clean i love soup #soup

the lion does concern himself he is actually in fact very worried

does anyone want to play outside today and maybe frolic joyfully after

everyone who plurks with me is getting 1 million dollars very soon

another great day of plurking

time to go to bed and get as snug as a bug in a rug

told my family to quit their jobs. i’m going to be a niche micro celebrity on plurk