does anyone know?

unfortunately they’re deploying me back to plurkistan

banana bread

my biggest struggle is being an active plurker who logs on to plurk dot com daily just to see NO new plurks

99% of plurkers quit before they are about to plurk it big

keep plurking

i’m a phone in the right pocket kind of guy

i hope you guys don’t think any less of me now

i’m going to turn this pain into something beautiful like maybe a brand new plurk on my plurk profile

the true evil lies in the people who enjoy drinking large amounts of milk

if the smellphone ring, i’m hanging up #stinky

i should go to the psych ward for the way i straight jack it