Running Through the City with 30 Minutes to Spare in Heeled Cowboy Boots: a Cardio Workout by Tony

[FMA: B] Fuck it's sold out, but holy shit. If I could have bought any fan merch, this would have been it. CW: uh. Hilarious, but sword stabbings

[Meme] I AM making this shit up, middle fingers to the law. But if there were absolutely no rules whatsoever, what threads would ya want with asshole incarnate? BECAUSE LEMME TELL YA (this just turned into me rambling about shit)

Gently strikes a match, tosses it onto Salesforce

So anyway, here's Wonderwall

In Salem for the Witch Kitty event and it took everything in my power not to run into traffic and latch onto this car

Trips and stumbles PROBABLY gunna have to crash and fucking burn tonight

[CW: Alcohol] Pumpkin cider time? Pumpkin cider time

My favorite thing about Friday the 13th is seeing all the cool ass tattoo flash artists do for it

[Meme] yeah I know ruining the Plurk machine but Greed having to obey anyone for 24 hours fucking sends me

[Possible NSFW I'm just putting the warning up in advance] It is the Thursday for thirsts but also lemme tell ya