Me, sliding through the snow in my cowboy boots, on my way to USPS

[Heckin' Game] AS I catch up on shit Greed at the Mistletoe Mishaps

[Meme] KICKING this funk to the fucking curb but in the meantime. What is my monster ass the patron saint of?

MIGHT take the night to just chill so APOLOGIES ALL AROUND

Me, I'll order enough holiday cards so I don't run out

Also me: I may have made a fucking error

Shoving my whole sleep ass face into this hot chocolate

Me, last night: Hey Terry, can I snag one of your melatonin gummies?

Me this morning: where the fuck am I

cracks open a fucking cold one I AM FINALLY FREE OF WORK ...

[Meme | NSFW ] It's Thirsty Thursday and I failed on my last nasty sin hours so SLAPPIN THIS WARNING ON THE BOX it's time to be terrible. NSFW art may or may not be inside who knows we'll see where this crazy train takes us

Gently fucking slides across the floor