logging out now because he's just wasting bandwidth and everyone's time with his ranting even though nobody's here besides thighwalker.

hungry

I just realized now that the person holding up the "Free Hugs" sign on my profile pic is a girl.

Doot doo root doo...

I wish they had a minigame here where you just burn people with a flamethrower and there would be like little people running around here.

I'm bored.

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks.

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.