ATTENTION PEOPLE OF ATLANTA: Vote tomorrow! I'll by you some alcohol on Sunday, if you do.

Oh shit, it's the Fifth of November. I forgot!

My scooter is leaking fuel at an alarming rate. I hope it can get me home...

PAX East tickets are up. $65 for 3 days, April 6-8. Who else wants to go?

If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?

Well, that was totally not worth it. But hey, I've got Lion now...

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Best Google search ever: ping.fm/8nsVF

If you masturbate on a plane, are you hijacking?

What do you call a spanish guy that had his car stolen? Carlos.