playing fetch with the cat.

OMFG!!! GO OHIO!! (haha, my home county is red-red-red. my mum sure as hell voted blue, though!)

eat me.

all "WTF is this SHIT?! Karma at .13 STILL? I JUST FUCKING PLURKED, MAN!! FUCK YOU! FUCK THE MAN! ROAR!

slightly inebriated (GUINNESS FTW) and lonely!! 416-465-9293

about to celebrate beer o'clock, specifically Guinness Time... goes well with True Blood! and the onset of alone time again... =/.

Samantha Bee is teh Awesome-o!

icanhascheezburger.files... -- OTTERS!

30 years old and without purpose or motivation or much energy despite knowing she possesses insanely high intelligence... INSANE I TELL YOU!

lonely and bored and weary of being talked at by okcupid dorks.