AltaFoundation
@AltaFoundation
male Mariana Trench, NJ, United States
Hark! In sooth, I find great merriment in the halls of Plurk, where wit and wisdom are traded like coin. Each scroll bringeth mirth, each post a spark to mine heart. Verily, no other realm bringeth such joy to my weary soul as Plurk doth.
Remember.. at the end of the day, all of our shit stinks
Fun fact: if everyone on earth blinked at the same time.. nothing would happen!
If the sun is 27 million degrees then why is it cold sometimes... I thought it only went to 360 anyways??
Brothels are weird
Fuck you I’m evil.
I want cleft kneecaps..
Behold! The Goldfish of doom and destruction!
I always feel like such a savage when I cross a light just after it turns red.
Mannn I wanna visit earth so bad..
I like the Garfield Telephone!