An ice cream

When I type in Jedward into my phone the predicitve text tries to change it to 'breasts' LOL Oh windows phone they are a couple of tits

How stupid/drunk would you have to be to think it's a good idea to light fireworks off your ass?

The best thing about babestation is when the girls take their clothes off

Happy happy joy joy happy happy joy

It's going to be a good day

Staying in tonight

Bags

Anytime a women is talking let her finish then tell her why she's wrong

Avoid crying women and children like the plague... even though it's probably your fault they're crying