Today on life with kiddo:
Dinner time. We’ve been trying to train her not to ask for food she doesn’t have until she has eaten what’s in front of her. She has eaten a strawberry and now has a couple of pieces of Chinese-food sweet and sour chicken.
Dinner time. We’ve been trying to train her not to ask for food she doesn’t have until she has eaten what’s in front of her. She has eaten a strawberry and now has a couple of pieces of Chinese-food sweet and sour chicken.
Today on life with kiddo:
I was supposed to be going on a business trip that would keep me away from home over the weekend, but due to unexpected circumstances I ended up not being able to go. I had told the kiddo that I wouldn’t be there over the weekend, but then lo and behold there I am.
I was supposed to be going on a business trip that would keep me away from home over the weekend, but due to unexpected circumstances I ended up not being able to go. I had told the kiddo that I wouldn’t be there over the weekend, but then lo and behold there I am.
Today on life with kiddo:
We’re at a store and I’m paying by credit card. The cashier IDs me to check against the card. I hand over my driver’s license, which of course has my picture on it. As he hands it back to me:
“Daddy has his Daddy card!”
We’re at a store and I’m paying by credit card. The cashier IDs me to check against the card. I hand over my driver’s license, which of course has my picture on it. As he hands it back to me:
“Daddy has his Daddy card!”
Today's earworm. Bonus points for there being a big gap between what the lyrics are saying and how the song makes me feel. 
TheFatRat - MAYDAY feat. Laura Brehm
TheFatRat - MAYDAY feat. Laura Brehm
God dammit people not everyone is all caught up on Game of Thrones please stop loudly discussing recent episodes within earshot of people you don’t know.
PSA: There are reports of an (apparently rare) account-related bug. If you start the game and get the intro tutorial, force quit and reinstall the app. Reportedly, if you catch a starter your account can be reset to level 1.
Today on life with kiddo:
The company I work at, and also live really close to (intentionally), is holding a conference. The main access roads have those portable electronic road signs out to direct traffic to parking, etc.
The company I work at, and also live really close to (intentionally), is holding a conference. The main access roads have those portable electronic road signs out to direct traffic to parking, etc.
Today on life with kiddo:
Mom: coughs
Kiddo: Mommy had a cough!
Parents: Mmhmm.
Kiddo: And Daddy has pants!
Mom: coughs
Kiddo: Mommy had a cough!
Parents: Mmhmm.
Kiddo: And Daddy has pants!
Today on life with kiddo:
For reference, she strongly dislikes getting stray hairs in her mouth, on her food, etc. and will quickly point any such hairs out. As we’re putting her to bed:
Kiddo: points at the side of my head Oh no, there’s a hair.
For reference, she strongly dislikes getting stray hairs in her mouth, on her food, etc. and will quickly point any such hairs out. As we’re putting her to bed:
Kiddo: points at the side of my head Oh no, there’s a hair.
Today on life with kiddo:
Kiddo: pointing to a picture of a crescent moon in a book we’re reading to her What is this the moon called?
Kiddo: pointing to a picture of a crescent moon in a book we’re reading to her What is this the moon called?