Today on life with kiddo:
“Please can we play random battle with Tonberry and Hello Kitty?”

Badger badger badger badger...

[kiddo] Hide and seek!

[kiddo] So you know how some of you commented on how she’d had a haircut?

[kiddo] She wanted to play pillowfort.

[kiddo]

Today on life with kiddo:
“When I grow up, I want to be a tooth fairy.”

Today on life with kiddo:
We’re driving, and we come by a house with a pickup truck parked in the driveway.
Kiddo: Why is that car parked?
Me: Maybe the people there haven’t gotten up yet. Maybe they don’t want to go anywhere.
Kiddo: in a singsong voice Two peopllle, time to get uuuup! repeats

Today in life with... someone else’s kiddo:
We’re at the coffee shop and I spot a very young girl, probably barely a year old, approach her dad making a disgusted face and with her mouth dyed a deep purple color. Turns out she tried to eat chalk. Dad gets her mouth cleaned up and puts her down... and she immediately tries to eat a different piece of chalk.

[ffxiv] Sure did just fail a 10% chance at a material meld 57 times in a row.