I came back to one of my son's named The Piss King and Jyoid is some purple man

Stank

The way this server's rules are set up make me feel like I'm going to be put on their own private list for my jokes

You can't say you're Batman when being mysterious if you don't also say your Iron-Man when you're being a diva

"Erm why do you dress like that" that's a long, complicated way of calling me a faggot, pal

"Why do you have your pants tucked in?" Uhm... Have you seen my ass? It's literally illegal to hide this divine extraterrestrial ass from the world, check your laws instead of my ass😑

Going to my strhaggot mother's birthday with fruity pebble deodorant on

Daily affirmations
You are whimsical
You deserve a cookie
And to burn at least one building down
Ahh men

Some music like "Sixteen Tons" by Colm R. McGuiness I am fully convinced was made for pent up homosexual old men who are so deep in the closet they think the world is covered in mismatched socks and their only outlet is raspy southern men singing deeply about work and the economy fucking them over with pride

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