Ow ow ow, rooster sauce overdose..

So they send out a tornado warning alert saying to take shelter. I'm certain I'm not the only one who, upon seeing this alert, went outside to look.

chicken teriyaki pizza

hmm, overkill much, Amazon?

I'm making anchovy pizza for the first time ever. I've never even tried anchovies before.

Okay, so now pinterest requires me to go through my facebook and twitter contacts searching for people on pinterest?

what do you guys eat for lunch? I have decent breakfast and dinner habits, but lunch tends to stump me, which usually leads to eating junk.

Pro tip: If you're going to add a flavoring to a drink, check first to make sure it's not an oil-based flavoring. Flavoring is supposed to mix, not float on top.

fuck it. wine and m&ms make an acceptable dinner, right?

HOW is it that hair ties that are actually just six inches of foldover elastic with a knot are still a thing? A thing with crazy prices, too! You can get foldover elastic for like fifty cents a yard.